Devonator
06-11-2010, 03:30 PM
The following is a real conversation between an Onstar advisor and customer.
Onstar: Onstar advisor. This is Lou. How may I help you?
Happy: My truck's on fire, my truck's on fire!!!
Onstar: Stay calm. Where are you located?
Happy: Where am I located? What the HELL!!!! What am I paying you $12.95 a month for?????
Onstar: We are having trouble locating you due to the rural area.
Happy: What do you mean rural? I am in the middle of a DAMN city!
Onstar: Sir. Do you know what city you are in?
Happy: Ahhhhhhh. My pants are fire!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. My face is on fire. AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
End tape.
Happy passed away that night.
Onstar protecting you and your family where ever there may be a strong signal.
Onstar: Onstar advisor. This is Lou. How may I help you?
Happy: My truck's on fire, my truck's on fire!!!
Onstar: Stay calm. Where are you located?
Happy: Where am I located? What the HELL!!!! What am I paying you $12.95 a month for?????
Onstar: We are having trouble locating you due to the rural area.
Happy: What do you mean rural? I am in the middle of a DAMN city!
Onstar: Sir. Do you know what city you are in?
Happy: Ahhhhhhh. My pants are fire!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. My face is on fire. AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
End tape.
Happy passed away that night.
Onstar protecting you and your family where ever there may be a strong signal.